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hawtornes:

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yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

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holepsi:

YOU

HAVE

NO

FUCKING

IDEA

HOW

MUCH

I

LOVE

EUROVISION

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bex-chan:

if glee and the olympics had a baby

that would be eurovision

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“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry

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effiestrinketss:

estonia you did good that girl is so beautiful she’s rocking the fuck out of that bedsheet

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I mean when we have guests the wife and I tend to be quieter, not because we’re ashamed or anything, but just because it’s a private thing for us. The thought of my bro doing anything skeeves me out, so I wouldn’t want to hear it. /devil’s advocate

If my brother or sister were in the house, I would be quiet (we usually are). I am also skeeved out by hearing my bro and his gf go at it. But I deal, and I put my headphones in and let them be. 

But my step-sisters I’ve only known for a year. My step-dad and mother have gone away for 2 weeks, and they pissed off to their boyfriends’ houses, leaving me with their pets to look after on my own. They don’t really even live here. They’re here about once a week, and we thought they’d gone out for the day. It was only until I’d seen the tweet that we realized they were in the house. I don’t even think we were being that particularly loud, but apparently they could hear us. 

Musing on what my step-sis tweeted is giving me pause. I honestly think part of the reason she was so grossed out was because a) we’re queer, and b) the bed was squeaking like it would in “straight sex”. 

When we got changed after our shower (which involved singing about little ducks with yellow socks and shoes on which was completely adorable) and went into the kitchen to get coffee we were completely ignored. I asked my stepsisters questions, and they blanked me, so K and I had to go sit in the other room because it was so uncomfortable. 

I’m also confused as to why someone having sex while others are in the house (bear in mind I have had this house to myself for the past 10 days and only last night did they all choose to come back) means having no self respect. They knew K was coming over. They knew it was going to be a night in for us. And I think I have more self respect by not really giving a damn that they could hear it. I was making a woman I love very much very happy and that freaked them out. also I fuck like a champ  uhuhuh

Sex does not = dirt. It is not shameful, it is just sex. And I think I have tons of self respect for enjoying my sexuality in my own home rather than hiding away. 

williesun:

shallow-seas-we-sail:

rizzlebarry:

I wonder if the number of people who started watching Rizzoli & Isles under the misconception they were a couple (only to be severely disappointed) is in the hundreds or the thousands…

That would be me.

*raises hand too*

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stop overthinking it. Just roll out, guns blazing, and pretend nothing ever happened.

I’m downstairs now and step-sis is hiding in her bedroom ehehe. K left hours ago and left me with the mess xD

update of awkwardness: K is a troll and favorited step-sis’s tweet and I haven’t stepped out of my room ever since. 

awkward moment when you have some pretty loud sex and then notice your step-sis tweets “Ewwwww :( #selfrespect” at the exact time of said fucking. 

Am I the only one who is pissed off with Claudia being all “A couple of weeks ago I had to stab Artie, blahblahblah” rather than “A couple of weeks ago one of the women I lived with for 4 years died.” 

I am so hungry I’ve turned into one of those weepy toddlers who gets upset about everything.