le sloth

Leena: Sooo… Is Claudia still upset about Steve?

Artie: Ahh… I was hoping a few days away from this place would clear her mind.

Leena: *bites lip* Artie, what happened in Atlanta?

Artie: Something…bad. Between Steve and Mrs. Frederic. (blahblahblah) They burned his credit rating and his passport…

Leena: Oh my god!

Artie: Don’t. Tell. Claudia.

Leena: *shiftyeyesshiftyeyesshiftyeyes* I won’t…….